Google Glassholes

By now, most people have seen the concept video or at least heard about Google’s Project Glass, their next phase of augmented reality technology. If you haven’t, here’s the video.

What a fantastic bad idea.

Daniel Suarez envisioned a new world of augmented reality in his books Daemon and FreedomTM–probably my favorite fiction of the last ten years. However, the founding principle of Suarez’s “Darknet” was the democratization of information. Google Glass represents the opposite. This would just be one more way for Google to expand the ecosystem of G+ to collect more information and build even more targeted advertising for users.

Suarez used augmented reality as a way for ordinary citizens to become empowered, granting access to public information in the form of layers displayed through their glasses. Instead of information being controlled by the government or Corporations, everyone could see it right in front of them. Glass represents the opposite, giving users some new features that might be useful on the surface, but allow even more detailed tracking of their movements, purchase patterns, social graph, and more.

Another issue is the disconnect we are creating with this kind of tech. As I wrote recently, we are already so engrossed in our devices, we can’t be bothered to interact in many traditional ways. I’ll use myself as an example. All too often, I get so zoned in on one of my devices that I completely miss something my wife is saying. Now that we have a seven month old, I’m concerned I may be dividing my focus more than I should. Should I really be ignoring my immediate family so I can go answer a friend request from someone I haven’t talked to since junior high? If Glass catches on, we will need a name for people who ignore the physical in favor of their digital HUD–I suggest Glasshole.

Glass also seeks to make our online world more seamless with the physical world. It certainly makes sense that a company that has little physical presence would want to merge their offerings with the offline world. Unfortunately, I don’t believe most of our brains are capable of that kind of multitasking. I’ve battled ADD since I was a kid, so I know about the consequences of splitting our attention. Ultimately, multitasking is less about processing multiple inputs and more about dividing our attention into smaller and smaller pieces, until focusing on one thing for a meaningful length of time is almost unheard of. We are not multicore processors, we can’t execute multiple operations concurrently. Paying attention to my Google HUD means I’m not paying attention to something else.

Ultimately, I know advances like this are inevitable as we seek technology that is more and more integrated with our everyday lives. I will continue to embrace new technology, but I will always keep an eye on how it affects the relationships in the real world that are most important to me.

My main concern is that I don’t want a massive company like Google owning the infrastructure for something like this. We have already made our eyeballs and attention Google’s product thanks to Gmail, Search, and their other products. We’re doing the same thing with Facebook by giving them so much personal data. I don’t want a for-profit company driving this kind of technology because I don’t want my information being sold or abused in the name of ROI or shareholder value. Youtube user rebelliouspixels gives us an idea of what that kind of abuse might look like based on Google’s track record.

At the end of the day, I guess I want elements of Suarez’s books to come true. I’d rather have a genius, altruistic, borderline-mental billionaire create this technology to empower people than someone who reports to a board of directors and is just trying to buy their next vacation home by using our data as currency.

Machete Order – A Revelation

I was catching up on my Instapaper queue this evening and my eyes have now been opened. I now know about Machete Order.

I’m so glad I read this before my daughter is old enough to have her first memory of watching Star Wars. I realize now I don’t have to completely ignore the prequels, I can just present them in an order that tells a better story–the story Lucas started off telling, before 20 years of hearing how great he was led him to believe he should change the focus of his greatest creation. Side Note – I attribute all the ‘Special Ed-ition’ nonsense to Lucas surrounding himself with yes-people who wouldn’t dare question his grand vision.

IV, V, II, III, VI

It makes sense. Thank you Rod Hilton

Thank You Merlin Mann

Once again I owe a huge thank you to Merlin Mann.

If you were my wife, this is the point where you would roll your eyes and stop reading. She considers Merlin to be some Internet weirdo on whom I happen to have a serious man crush. When I tell her about whatever great thing happened the latest episode of Back to Work. For my wife, Merlin is just the Internet version of Mike Rowe, my meatspace man crush.

I’m not sure my wife understands what Merlin is doing. He isnt just making handjob and processed food jokes with John Roderick. He isn’t just trading tongue-in-cheek pop culture references with Dan Benjamin.

Merlin Mann is helping people. I know because I am one of those people.

In the last year, I have published a mobile app, made a baby, changed careers, written 55,000 words of a novel, and completely revised my priorities. In the year before that, I had basically settled into a routine, one that involved a lot of ideas, little follow-through, and lots of television.

The catalyst for change in my life was Back to Work. On the surface, I’m sure this seems like another podcast where a couple nerds jabber on endlessly about nerd stuff. It is. And it is so much more than that.

I’m not sure if there’s such a thing as a one-third life crisis (as if I’m going to live to 93), but I guess that had something to do with my productivity in 2011 as well. What my 31st birthday did was open my ears. Then Merlin opened my mind.

If I could get just one new person to listen to the first dozen episodes, I would be thrilled. Knowing what this honest take on "knowledge work" has done for me, I’m absolutely confident others would also benefit from listening.

This isn’t a cult, or a pyramid scheme. When you listen, I don’t get anything. But you might.

Android Thoughts

I was going through my Evernote archive tonight and I came across a note I started in January 2011, just a few days after I traded my iPhone 4 in for a Nexus S running Android Gingerbread. I remember starting the note with the intention to track my thoughts over several months of use and potentially turn that into a long form post. I updated it once, on April 29, 2011. Here is the final version of the note.

Widgets rule
Unified notifications are great
Touchscreen is okay
Lack of polish is sometimes very frustrating


In June 2011, I switched back to iPhone 4. I switched back right after Apple announced iOS 5, including “new” features like unified notifications. I don’t miss the mediocre touchscreen response or the lack of polish noted above. I do miss the widgets. It was very handy to have the basic functions of a favorite app right there on the home screen. I understand why Apple hasn’t gone this way–it would clutter up their painstakingly crafted design. I still miss it though–maybe in iOS 6 they’ll unveil the “new” Dashboard for iOS…

Douchey Headphone Times

Thanks to the magic of IFTTT, I have an Evernote notebook full of little notes I’ve sent myself for potential posts. When I get an idea, I just type a quick text message to IFTTT and add a hashtag, then it automatically saves to the appropriate notebook in Evernote.

I review Evernote every 3–4 days and process anything new. Some things I act on right away, and others I save for later. I was reviewing old saved notes this morning and came across this one:

SMS from Dan October 19, 2011 at 01:05PM
Douchey headphone times.

I remember what prompted the note. The corporate culture where I work emphasizes greeting everyone you encounter in the office with at least a hello, if not something more meaningful. I was leaving the office for lunch and waiting for one of our notoriously slow elevators to arrive at the fourth floor to take me downstairs. Before the elevator arrived, a guy joined me. I turned to him, said hello, and asked how he was doing.

I got no response.

Now, I don’t really know this guy, but we’ve seen each other around the office plenty of times. I have a tendency to mumble, so I thought maybe he hadn’t heard me. I was about to repeat my greeting when I saw the real reason he hadn’t heard me. He had earbuds in both ears attached to the iPhone in his hand that his eyes were glued to.

I love technology. I mentioned my whole IFTTT/Evernote setup at the top of this post just to demonstrate what a class A dork I am. I love my iPhone. What I don’t love is the way interacting with social apps on our phones is starting to replace actual human contact.

I understand the appeal of focusing on these devices. Why have another awkward elevator conversation with a passing acquaintance when you could see what your favorite celebs are talking about on Twitter? Why make eye contact and smile at someone in the hallway or on the street when you could be seeing what your “friends” thought of your latest Facebook post?

I’m over it. I’m not saying I’m cancelling all my accounts and getting rid of my gadgets. I’m just saying this–I’m prioritizing actual human interaction ahead of online connections. I hope I’m not the only one who feels this way. I guess I’ll find out if I’m the only one looking up at other people on the elevator.

My Annual Boost in T-Shirt Sales

Six years ago, I created a t-shirt design on a whim, mainly because I needed an excuse to use the iron-on transfers I’d purchased at Office Depot. It has sold a couple hundred times, mainly between February 15th and March 15th each year. This is the design:

Original? Not particularly. Vulgar? Somewhat. Funny? I certainly thought so at the time, and I actually think it holds up. I’d been telling people to kiss my left nut for many years before 2006, that just happened to be the year I combined it with our most famous holiday focused solely on drinking beer with food coloring added.

If you’re interested, the design remains available year-round in my Cafepress store.

New Book from Daniel Suarez Coming in July

The books Daemon and FreedomTM are two of the most enjoyable I’ve ever read. These books are the two parts of author Daniel Suarez’s Daemon series. I read them back-to-back in late 2010 and immediately wanted to read more from this great author. I see him as the heir to the throne vacated by Michael Crichton.

Sadly, it wasn’t Crichton’s death last year that left that throne empty. It was the last decade of Crichton’s increasingly preachy writing that really lost me.

Suarez brings the energy and fresh perspective the “techno-thriller” genre desperately needs. His third book, Kill Decision, comes out in July and I can’t wait.

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Export Keychain, Safari, Chrome Passwords to CSV for 1Password Import

Thanks to a dedicated community of enthusiastic users, there is a relatively straight-forward process to get all your saved login information out of the OS X Keychain and into Agile Bits’s awesome 1Password application. Browsers like Safari and Chrome store their saved usernames and passwords in the Keychain as well so that means it’s one-stop shopping for all exporting all your saved data. Unfortunately, of all the user-friendly aspects of Apple’s OS, migrating keychain data is not among them. I couldn’t stand the idea of manually moving a few hundred saved passwords, so I scoured the web for a better way.

I found my way to an unsuspecting GitHub page by way of the Agile Bits user forum. I’ll be the first to admit this process is not for novices. It requires use of the terminal and depending on your machine, you may also have to install a Ruby update and get into your .bash_profile for good measure. If any of these steps make you nervous, then manual may be your best option. If you’re feeling adventurous or these tasks are already in your repertoire, then here we go.

GitHub Link to Keychain Export process – This creates a .csv file that 1Password’s built-in Import feature can process. All the Terminal commands are included, as well as a custom script that will save you from having to click “Allow” on the Security dialog box a few hundred times. The instructions are very thorough–I just had to update my Ruby install and the next utility helped with that.

JewelryBox UI for Ruby – This is a free download that provides a simple-to-use UI for managing the Ruby version currently on your machine. NOTE – The script above has been updated to work with Ruby 1.8.7 which is preinstalled on Macs running Lion.

All told, even with the rabbit hole I went down refreshing myself on the Terminal and a crash course on Ruby, I still got all my passwords moved over in about an hour. It would have taken me at least three to do it manually.